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| P.C. McDoughnut - Geez, You ENGLISH Policemen Are Wonderful Contributed by George (LB)W Bush ([email protected]) on 19/06/01 11:27:51 | |
| Lordy, that policeman of yours is one cool dude. In the ol' US of A if a cop doesn't like someone he just shoots him dead. In England, guys like P.C. Dallas McDoughnut go unarmed into combat, with only a leather ball to protect them against the bad guys. I guess next time you go to Rowledge you might need to take your truncheon too, huh Big D? The path to Lords is now clear. If you beat Sulhampstead next Sunday then there's only Hambledon (who scored 312 in the last round), Dinton (another topping bunch of chaps from the Rowledge school of etiquette) and a Kent side (does it matter which?) to beat. I've already reserved the entire Mound Stand for my ON-TOO-RAGE and Airforce One will be landing in the Long Room shortly before the start. See you there, guys. | |
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